he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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