So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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