Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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