Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
3pm strippers are depressing
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The struggles of a small town man whore
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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