so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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