I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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