am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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