This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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