sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You may now shotgun with the bride
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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