I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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