yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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