Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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