There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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