marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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