Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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