SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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