D3 body, D1 cock
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Who did Billy Mays play for?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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