i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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