Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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