I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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