yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
