Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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