So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
