I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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