so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We have started to decorate penises.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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