i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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