dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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