New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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