I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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