Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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