He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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