i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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