i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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