This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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