So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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