Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
zippers are such a cool invention
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Vodka?
Forever.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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