There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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