At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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