If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Semen is not good for contacts.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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