can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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