Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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