Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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