Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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