And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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