I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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