i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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