toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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