I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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