even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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