hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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