apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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