forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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