Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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