i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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